![]() ![]() This wasn’t Lady and the Tramp, this was two dogs, one cup. You can choose whichever one makes you feel better about life, but it was definitely one of those two. Either some dog breeder jerked off a Lab, and then shoved that jizz into a poodle, or it was puppy rape. What kind of weird, fairy tale animal sex happens in your head? How do you think your Labradoodle was made? Aww! Did you think a Lab just fell in love with a poodle? That they saw each other from across a field and thought, “Let’s make hypoallergenic puppies”? Some breeder was like, “A happy accident, love wins.” There are two ways you’re getting a Labradoodle. Maybe I think seals have been getting away with too much for too long.Īlso, whatever you do, you gotta stop saying “rape.” These are animals. I thought you should know.” You don’t know me! Maybe that’s why I like otters. You definitely won’t use this in a bit.” “Otters rape baby seals. She’s like, “I’m a fan of yours, and you’re a comedian, which must mean you’re a good person.” “So I know once you hear this fact about otters, you will change your tune. No, don’t you start groaning already! But, also, she told me this ’cause she thought she knew me. That’s not something they’re just giving away on Planet Earth. What’s going on with your marriage? How is that where you’re at conversationally? He wanted to ruin otters for you. She was like, “You know, I used to love otters too…” “…but then my husband told me that otters rape baby seals. So, I post about it on Instagram, ’cause that’s how you prove that life happens. Like, I saw otters in real life, which was very exciting for me. She is an avid long-distance runner in her limited free time.It seems like… It seems like over the past couple of years, we’ve developed this amazing ability to get mad at anyone for any reason. When not crisscrossing the nation on tour, Wolf lives in New York. In 2016 she completed an incredibly successful first appearance at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival with a sold out run of her debut hour-long stand-up show “Michelle Wolf: So Brave.” The critically acclaimed show, which earned her a nomination for the Best Newcomer Prize from the Edinburgh Comedy Awards, garnered numerous four-star reviews from top publications such as the Guardian, Herald and Scotsman. Wolf headlines comedy clubs and colleges all over the country and has performed at a number of festivals including Outside Lands, Moontower, Bonnaroo, Just For Laughs Montreal, JFL 42 and the Dublin Comedy Festival. She was also named to Rolling Stone’s list of the 25 funniest people on Twitter right now and selected as one of the “New Faces of Comedy” for the 2014 Just For Laughs Festival in Montreal. She was named to Vulture’s “50 Comedians You Should Know in 2015” and was one of “The Top 10 Funniest Women in NYC” by Time Out New York. ![]() ![]() She appeared frequently on the show in various bits and as the popular recurring character she created, “Grown-Up Annie.”Īdditionally, Wolf created and starred in two digital series, “Now Hiring” and “Used People” for Comedy Central and was a writer on the “88th Academy Awards” hosted by Chris Rock. Wolf was previously as an on-air contributor and writer for Comedy Central’s “The Daily Show with Trevor Noah.” Prior to joining “The Daily Show,” she was a writing supervisor and performer on “Late Night with Seth Meyers,” where she also made her late-night television debut in July 2014. She received a Primetime Emmy nomination for Outstanding Writing For A Variety Special. ![]() The well-reviewed special tackled a wide range of topics from her surprising thoughts on feminism, the environment and why Hilary Clinton could not be a “nice lady,” and more of life’s everyday absurdities. Wolf debuted her first hour-long stand-up special, “Michelle Wolf: Nice Lady”, on HBO late last year. Previously, she made international headlines as the much buzzed-about headliner of the 2018 White House Correspondents Dinner. MICHELLE WOLF has quickly become one of the most influential voices in the comedy landscape as she continues on the path of a breakout year, with the Village Voice calling her “the voice comedy needs right now” and The Daily Beast declaring, “Michelle Wolf is the future of stand-up comedy.” She recently served as the executive producer, writer, and host of the critically-acclaimed variety sketch series “The Break with Michelle Wolf” on Netflix. ![]()
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